qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world

assgod:

i regret every selfie a day later

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

image


OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it