"are you gay, bro?"
"no way man, I have posters of naked women in my room"
*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly
*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*
*5 minutes later*
eating clocks is really time consuming
Another dinner spent all baaa myself.
sometimes my family is around me while i’m on tumblr and i don’t really know how to explain to them what i’m looking at
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS I’VE EVER SEEN
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’
when will the rest of the world catch up
*lovingly calls u a lil shit*