baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)

horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

So I was cleaning my brothers room

departured:

bewbin:

bewbin:

and i had found an old dream journal that he had when he was a junior

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then i opened it

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i dont know what i  expected

it should really be called a lie journal. i dont even have a brother

autumn-fhtagn:

If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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