I really don’t think yahoo knows what they’re getting themselves into

konn-nichi-ha:

laughing-llama:

I find it hard to wrap my head around the concept that I’ll probably end up giving someone a blowjob one day

that’s not the only thing you’ll be wrapping your head around

omg

IF WATER IS CLEAR THEN HOW THE HELL CAN WE SEE IT

I think the biggest mindfuck of my childhood was when I realised that Jon couldn’t hear anything Garfield was saying

rhydonmyhardon:

but that says i eat children

shhh shhh

there you guys go

solution to the chocolate thing

if there’s two things in life that make me cringe it’s when a guy likes a porn page on facebook and people who wear meme t-shirts

WHO FUCKING SAYS THIS

if there’s one type of person that I don’t like it’s those people who act elitist for not liking mcdonalds

yeah i had a mildly successful text post on tumblr.com once so i guess you could say that i’m a pretty big deal